Funny things happen when you stay up till 5 in the mornin’.  You want an example?  Well how about this scenario: try locking yourself out of the main part of the house, having to pee, and your sleeping husband can’t hear your cries for help.  How did this happen you ask.  It happend this morning at 5 am, I was up late on my computer [talking to friends; working on a new layout] and in the kitchen [I have a laptop so I can go anywhere in the house and use the computer, hubby went to bed early so I decided to go to the kitchen so I wouldn’t disturb him] when all of a sudden my computer decided to tell me that it wanted to sleep.  My computer literally restarted itself.  It was the weirdest thing.  I have no idea what happend or why it did but it was quite strange. Anywho, once the computer restarted, I shut it down “properly” and proceeded to go into the main part of the house where the bathroom and bedroom is.  Well this is where the fun began.  I drank a good bit that night so I really had to go and the fact that the door to the main part of the house is locked isn’t helping me one bit.  I yell and scream to my husband to come unlock the door but all I heard as a response were snores.  I was trying to be just loud enough for the hubby to hear but not too loud for fear of waking the baby.  I bang…..I yell….I do the pee dance….I bang some more……Yell even louder.  Eventually I grow very anxious and I’m skeaming ways of braking into my house.  I didn’t have a wire coat hanger.  What is the next best thing to a coat hanger?  A WIRE WISK!  “Ha Ha Thatz the ticket” I thought as I tore apart one of my good whisks.  I get a wire loose and immediately I start poking the door knob.  At this point I don’t know exactly what Im poking at or what I’m supposed to be trying to poke but on movies they break into places like this so why not give it a try [keep in mind I’ve never broken into anything before; strictly amature].  After poking, yelling, and banging for fifteen minutes or so, I come up with another brilliant plan.  TAKE THE DOORKNOB OFF!  Yeah, sounds great right.  Tool box is under the sink.  I’ll just take the doorknob off and put it back on in the morning after I get much needed sleep and finally relieve my screaming bladder.  So I start going at the doorknob, like I break into places all the time.  “One screw out, only one more to go before I can finally PEE!” I thought to myself.  The second screw comes out without a problem and I yank the doorknob off.  “Well” I thought to myself “What do I do now?”  I stand there scratching my head, doing the pee dance, and trying to figure out if I’m supposed to push, poke, or pull out something so that I can get in the house.  I have no idea what im looking at.  Since I can’t figure out how to unlock the door from the inside, and I don’t want to push the other half of the doorknob onto the floor on the other side for fear of never getting into the main house, I decided to start the screaming tactic again.  Well after about 5 more minutes hubby finally hears my cries.  “What?!” he says “I can’t get in!” I scream.  He stumbles out of bed and unlocks the door.  “Whew” what a sigh of relief.  I run to the bathroom then off to bed I went leaving the door exactly the way it was in hope of dealing with it in the morning.

It was a very hectic, sleepy, “pee-dance” infused night.  If you are planning on staying on the computer whilst your hubby sleeps, whatever room you are in please don’t lock yourself in it.