Ok so I’m in bed, right. I’m in dreamland. A deep sleep. Loving the dream I’m having. Happy. Content. Restful. KoJo [my dog] is sleeping on top of my legs, on top of the covers. He’s in dreamland. A deep doggy sleep. Loving his doggy dreams. Happy. Content. Restful.

All of a sudden I feel a warm sensation begin to trickle down my legs. Am I dreaming? This is one weird dream. I continue to feel it. What the heck is going on? I pull myself out of dreamland. What is going on? Just about the time the warm wet sensation stops and turns cold, I abruptly wake myself completely up and fully realize what exactly is going on. KoJo is dreaming of….

PEEING!

Yes, thatz right ppl. My puppy-dog was dreaming of peeing and actually pee’d in his sleep….ON ME! Talk about a rude awakening.

So now here I sit….6 am. I’m bathed, the dog’s bathed, and the comforter and sheets are in the wash…..FULLY AWAKE! My Son will get the rest of his 4 hrs of sleep. I on the other hand can not go back to sleep after such a horrific awakening [and the fact that my bed now smells like dog pee….worst smell EVER….worse than baby poop].

So what does a mother do when she is awakened by being pee’d on by a sleeping dog? Color her hair and shave her legs of course. What? Did you actually expect that I’d be doing house work right now?!?! Hah! It’s mommy time now. I don’t think I’ve shaved my legs in like a month…ha ha.