Would you eat this?

You see that photo? Can you guess what it is?

It is SUPPOSED to be my husband’s birthday cake. Do you think you would eat that? I don’t think so. It looks so horrible and gross. I pride myself in being a very good cook but today was just not my day in the kitchen. I tried out a new recipe for hubby’s birthday cake and lets just say it didn’t come out as planned. My husband loves strawberries so I decided to do a really strawberry tasting cake by adding real strawberries and some other goodies. Well my mother called while the cake was in the oven and lets just say I didn’t hear the timer. It got burnt. Then it stuck to the bottom of the pan and just looks like a big pile of mess. I could slap some frosting on it but then it wouldn’t be my “Domestic Diva Best”. I can’t present this messed up cake to my husband for his birthday. That is just awful.

Oh but the day gets worse. I was at my sewing machine attempting to make hubby a swank new shirt and a pair of pants for his birthday when…MY SEWING MACHINE BROKE. Great so now I have NO cake and NO present. What kind of wife am I?

I feel horrible and I’m pissed at myself that my day has gone so horribly wrong.

*just remembered that she was making pot roast for dinner*
*runs back to computer*

GRIEF! Can you believe this. I burnt the roast too. Dinner is ruined!!! Man today is not my day. I must be extremely “mommy brain dead” today.

That is it. I’m throwing in the towel. I’m not doing anything else for the rest of the day. I’m DONE!

*hubby if you read this, I’m really sorry. I tried. I really did. But you see, today obviously wasn’t my day. I couldn’t even make ice today if I tried. Sorry, I’ll make it up to you later {wink, wink, nudge, nudge}*