I wipe butts for a living. And monitor hemorrhoids, apparently.
I have come to the conclusion that all I do is wipe butts for a living. When hubby came home the other day, dropped his pants to his ankles, and bent over. I just knew nothing good could come of this. He said, “I need you to look at my hole!” Are you serious? Me. Alone with “the hole”. This can’t be good. As I stared into “the other end” of my husband, I had a moment where I knew I had seen it all. You may be wondering what the impromptu movie was for. Well hubs has a hemorrhoid and well he wanted me to look at it to see what was going on “back there”. Looks like a hemorrhoid to me. Since, well I am no doctor as much as my family tries to get me to be. I say give it time. If it gets worse then, well, go to the “real doctor”.
I can’t believe this is my profession. I think I should change my slogan to “The Domestic Diva- actively wiping butts since 2004.”
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lol - if JM did this to me I would have to stop laughing before actually being able to look!
October 29th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Yikes! You have my deepest sympathies. I thought my life as wife & mom was hard, but that’s one thing I’ve not yet been asked to do!
Your blog is great!
October 30th, 2007 at 12:18 am
I am grossed out, amazed, and amused all at the same time! I’d take a picture and hold it as collateral–that way he’d never ask again and would just go to the doctor first! But I’m evil like that.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:14 am
OMG - you are hysterical. This post is just too funny….because I can relate all too well.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:07 pm
This is just too funny. I’m a Nurse so I’ve been there, with people I don’t even know so it wouldn’t bother me so much. LOL But your point of view is hilarious to me. Thanks for the laugh this a.m. I really need one today.
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:30 am