I want to hold a Jellyfish

My stepsons, who stay with us during the summer, have an obsession with Spongebob Squarepants. The same annoying cartoon that I refuse to let anyone watch in my presence and the same one that Pnut refers to as “Somebob Firepants“. During a conversation with the boys we were discussing what a beach was and how my stepsons have never gone to a beach before. The conversation went a little like this…

Stepson #2: I want to go to beach!
Me: You do, why?
Stepson #2: Because I want to hold a jellyfish just like Spongebob!
Me: OMG, you can’t hold jellyfish! They. Will. KILL. YOU!
Husband from the other room: JELLYFISH WILL KILL YOU!
**silence**
Stepson #2: Well, then why does Spongebob get to hold them?
Husband from other room: Because spongebob is stupid!
**scene**

I would like to go on the record for stating that I hate SpongeBob and his stupid little cartoon. Besides, they are going around teaching kids they can hold jellyfish! What the fudge!

The Domestic Diva

Heather is a homeschooling mom of two boys currently living in central Georgia. She has been sharing her domestic story online as a blogger for 13 years. Through her blog and social media platforms, Heather provides a glimpse into domestic life as she shares with other stay-at-home moms how she tackles modern homemaking with the challenges of raising a family.

6 Comments

  1. June 27, 2008 / 3:34 am

    Some jellyfish can be held! But you are right, most are nasty and in Australia, possibly fatal. Bad SpongeBob! May a jellyfish sting him somewhere very private!

  2. June 27, 2008 / 3:36 am

    That is hilarious! I love it! I can totally picture the whole thing in my head. hahaha!

    I don’t like SpongeBob either. Too annoying now.

  3. June 27, 2008 / 7:59 am

    I like SpongeBob.
    Actually, he’s not my favorite but he’s not one that makes me pull my hair out and drink large doses of cola. The shows ~have~ been getting a little more irritating ; I’m thinkin SpongeBob is having a midlife crisis.

  4. June 27, 2008 / 8:51 am

    I’ve never seen it but I’m sure it’s on the fresh side. hehe.

  5. June 27, 2008 / 9:39 pm

    “Because Spongebob is stupid.” That’s just too funny.

  6. July 1, 2008 / 10:05 pm

    “Because spongebob is stupid.”

    No truer words have ever been spoken!

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